Your Wish Granted with a Twist

[arin]

Okay, you'll have to excuse me, I love forum games. This one's easy enough, grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself!

Example:

Person 1 - "I wish for an army of hamsters."

Person 2 - "Granted, but they mutiny and overthrow you."
"I wish I had more friends."

Person 3 - "Granted, but they're all backstabbing preps with no sense of morals or loyalty. You die when one of them drives you off a cliff."
"I wish people would think before they complain about stuff on the forums."

Person 4 - "Granted, they think about it, but they still complain."

You get the idea.

To start it off, I wish my apartment were bigger.

[savannah]

Granted, but cockroaches have invaded your apartment.

I wish I had psychic abilities.

(My cousins and I used to play this game whenever we went on a roadtrip! We'd usually kill each other off after granting the eight wish though. )

[Leroy]

Granted, but everyone else has psychic abilities now too, and they are WAY better at using them than you.

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.

[anycent]

Granted but it throws you out the window for sitting in its pouch. I wish that Dogs were the domminite species on earth.

[Mark]

Granted, guess who's been enslaved and still has to do all the work.

I wish that I had a working Zaku. (It's from Gundam)

[arin]

Jul 26, 2009 11:50:40 GMT -5 Mark said:

Granted, guess who's been enslaved and still has to do all the work.

I wish that I had a working Zaku. (It's from Gundam)

Granted, but you don't have any gas for it. (I hope that's a good twist, I know nothing of this Gundam you speak of.)

I wish my friends would come back from Florida.

[Leroy]

Granted, but they no longer recognize you and refuse to talk to you.

I wish I could find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.